What religion is Delphi?

I read a funny blog entry “If programming languages were religions…“, but unfortunately Delphi wasn’t mentioned in this list. After querying Google I found following topic on StackOverflow.com: What religion is Delphi? One of the matches made me smile:

“Obviously, Delphi is Jedism. The uninformed say that “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster” , but in the hands of a master it is immensely powerful. Which of course makes C# Sith – the same power turned to the Dark Side ;) ” (c) HMcG

There is nothing to add – I totally agree with this definition :)